You've gotta be F'n Kidding Me!!!

The blog, awoken by strange dreams involving the FLOTUS turned on the news to even something more bizarre.

If my information is correct, Charles Manson is in jail, most of his followers are in jail and are born again Christians, so it's a little late to be joining the Helter Skelter movement. Either that or this person here just doesn't have a fucking clue, but we knew that already. I suppose clubbers will still want to "party" with this thing because of who she used to be and still has money and is eminently bloggable. Now we can summon psychological experts, I'm sure we can find some that'll work pro bono. We can hate on celebs for the stupid lives they live, and I know it's annoying having the papparazzi in your face, some handle it quite well but the is sympathy in the world for people with genuine problems.

After her less than a day stay in ultra-cushy rehab, BS is now on the way to be a case for the textbooks. Really stupid fucked up mess, people. This is not rock and roll rebellion, protesting her blondeness, whatever. Get the bitch help, keep her out of the clubs, get her children away from her and get her out of LA somehow. At least she's ready for electro-shock therapy.