Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Day of Reckoning!

At this point I nor the collective media can project any winners of the Mid-Term elections sweeping our nation (USA! USA!)

But I have to muse more on this K-Fed thing, as it is news and it is somewhat official.
Here I am still trying to figure out why this dweeb is getting a push at all from anybody.
He's going to have to make a good deal with Mr. Vince McMahon of WWE if he's going to be able to pay his end of the legal fees for his divorce. Way to stick it to him Britney! And as the script goes, John Cena accepted K-Fed's flaccid challenge to a bout on New Years Day, no doubt will be assisted by actual wrestlers running interference of course. I liked this scenario the first time...when Andy Kaufman challenged Jerry Lawler back in 1984. The difference though is massive. Kaufman was an established and curiously talented star comedian with a genuine, if not perverse desire to get involved in pro wrestling. These days the splash is cheap and small, short sighted, and not nearly as dangerous. K-Fed gets off a quick chair shot and runs away.
I hate when celebrities get involved in wrestling, although perhaps like Kaufman, Fed might actually be ignorant enough to get involved to the point where he might suffer some injury, which I certainly would not put past the ignaheimous. I hope for at least a severely sprained neck, so he can fake paralysis when being carted out of the ring. Perhaps a broken jaw (like Kaufman got) so his minimal vocal abilities will be severely hindered.
And K-Fed's gig at 2am in NY after Britney didn't show due to the two not getting along? 70 people hung around. Ha! And what's with the cape?

Ugh! Enough for now. Go Democrats!